Apple Maps has joined Google Maps in kowtowing to the maggot infestation of U.S. geopolitical coverage. This implies you may need to bookmark OpenStreetMap, Bing Maps or Mapquest, – who now appear to be the one interactive map suppliers nonetheless interested by sustaining geographical accuracy.
In addition to persevering with to make use of the proper place-name label for the “Gulf of Mexico,” MapQuest has additionally launched a enjoyable new software that allows you to take part in Google’s and Apple’s new period of crap maps. MapQuest’s Identify Your Personal Gulf means that you can play at being an appeaser to a corrupt, incompetent U.S. president your self.
With Identify Your Personal Gulf, you may spend your complete day renaming the Gulf of Mexico to no matter you need. Simply enter a brand new title, and the interactive map will robotically replace to show your newest loopy misnomic place-name label. Feeling lazy (or working out of concepts), then merely press the “Shock Me” button to see the Gulf of Mexico randomly renamed.
If you wish to take your deranged despot cosplay to the subsequent degree, you may even head over to X in the midst of the night time and ship demented tweets containing distinctive URL hyperlinks to every of your loopy Gulf of Mexico names.
For those who nonetheless have a couple of minutes to kill, you may as well play my The place’s the Gulf of Mexico? sport. This sport imagines a world the place Google and Apple have taken their new MAGA mapping coverage to its logical conclusion – renaming each location on the planet “United States.” Nevertheless, the Gulf of Mexico has gone into hiding, nonetheless remaining someplace among the many hundreds of “United States” place-name labels. You might have simply 60 seconds to search out the Gulf of Mexico and report it to Google’s ICE (Imaginary Cartographic Edits) workforce of enforcement brokers.
